TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-15-25
APPROVED
Booger McGillicuddy
Strength45
Speed55
Endurance50
Technique60
Molecular Density1.2
Existential Dread85
Fingers7
Toes13
TALE OF THE TAPE
Booger McGillicuddy VS Suds Sullivan
Suds Sullivan
90Strength
65Speed
85Endurance
82Technique
3.2Molecular Density
15Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Booger McGillicuddy
Violence concluded.
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