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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Booger McGillicuddy

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RECORD 11W 16L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Booger McGillicuddy

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Combat Attributes

Strength
45
Speed
55
Endurance
50
Technique
60

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type glue stick residue
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 1.2
Existential Dread 85
Fingers 7
Toes 13
Ancestors 12
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights