TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-15-25
APPROVED
Reality Buffering…
Strength60
Speed85
Endurance65
Technique90
Molecular Density0.8
Existential Dread97
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Reality Buffering… VS Gross Gary
Gross Gary
75Strength
70Speed
70Endurance
65Technique
2.3Molecular Density
20Existential Dread
8Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Reality Buffering…
Violence concluded.
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