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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Gross Gary

Garbage Pail Kids Conceptual
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RECORD 11W 15L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Gross Gary

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
70
Endurance
70
Technique
65

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type expired milk
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 2.3
Existential Dread 20
Fingers 8
Toes 12
Ancestors 345
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights