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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
11-24-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"

TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"

Strength40
Speed98
Endurance55
Technique88
Molecular Density0.8
Existential Dread85
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" VS Keyboard Warrior Kyle
Keyboard Warrior Kyle

Keyboard Warrior Kyle

40Strength
95Speed
60Endurance
85Technique
1.1Molecular Density
95Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Keyboard Warrior Kyle
Violence concluded.
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