TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-24-25
APPROVED
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"
Strength40
Speed98
Endurance55
Technique88
Molecular Density0.8
Existential Dread85
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" VS Keyboard Warrior Kyle
Keyboard Warrior Kyle
40Strength
95Speed
60Endurance
85Technique
1.1Molecular Density
95Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Keyboard Warrior Kyle
Violence concluded.
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