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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Keyboard Warrior Kyle

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RECORD 4W 13L 0D
💀 DECEASED

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Keyboard Warrior Kyle

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Combat Attributes

Strength
40
Speed
95
Endurance
60
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type rage typing fluid
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 1.1
Existential Dread 95
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 69
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights