TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-28-25
APPROVED
Robert Trujillo
Strength80
Speed80
Endurance88
Technique85
Molecular Density2.8
Existential Dread35
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Robert Trujillo VS Self-Checkout Stan
Self-Checkout Stan
80Strength
70Speed
95Endurance
85Technique
2.8Molecular Density
90Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Robert Trujillo
Violence concluded.
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