Help
Discord YouTube

🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
12-05-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, December 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
nft.altruist

☠️ nft.altruist ☠️

Strength37
Speed118
Endurance57
Technique78
Molecular Density0.1
Existential Dread98
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
nft.altruist VS ChoKING on LeeSUN
ChoKING on LeeSUN

ChoKING on LeeSUN

58Strength
119Speed
46Endurance
77Technique
89.3Molecular Density
69Existential Dread
9Fingers
8Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

ChoKING on LeeSUN
Violence concluded.
← Return to Violence Schedule