TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-05-25
APPROVED
☠️ nft.altruist ☠️
Strength37
Speed118
Endurance57
Technique78
Molecular Density0.1
Existential Dread98
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
nft.altruist VS ChoKING on LeeSUN
ChoKING on LeeSUN
58Strength
119Speed
46Endurance
77Technique
89.3Molecular Density
69Existential Dread
9Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
ChoKING on LeeSUN
Violence concluded.
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