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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
12-05-25
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📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, December 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Twitch Streamer Tyler

Twitch Streamer Tyler

Strength55
Speed88
Endurance65
Technique92
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread88
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
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100Strength
2Speed
100Endurance
98Technique
10.0Molecular Density
99Existential Dread
20Fingers
20Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

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