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🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
07-25-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, July 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Disorder McFrenzy

Disorder McFrenzy

Strength68
Speed95
Endurance70
Technique88
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread92
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Disorder McFrenzy VS Suds Sullivan
Suds Sullivan

Suds Sullivan

90Strength
65Speed
85Endurance
82Technique
3.2Molecular Density
15Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Disorder McFrenzy
Violence concluded.
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