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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
12-15-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, December 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Void Gazer Supreme

Void Gazer Supreme

Strength70
Speed80
Endurance70
Technique99
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread100
Fingers13
Toes7
TALE OF THE TAPE
Void Gazer Supreme VS Engine Eberhardt
Engine Eberhardt

Engine Eberhardt

90Strength
75Speed
85Endurance
70Technique
3.5Molecular Density
20Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Engine Eberhardt
Violence concluded.
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