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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Engine Eberhardt

Bodily Horrors United Conceptual
RECORD 17W 7L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Engine Eberhardt

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
90
Speed
75
Endurance
85
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type motor oil
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 3.5
Existential Dread 20
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 123
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights