TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-06-25
APPROVED
Mr. Rogers
Strength25
Speed35
Endurance100
Technique100
Molecular Density1.0
Existential Dread0
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Mr. Rogers VS Low Battery Mode
Low Battery Mode
100Strength
2Speed
100Endurance
98Technique
10.0Molecular Density
99Existential Dread
20Fingers
20Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Mr. Rogers
Violence concluded.
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