TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-01-26
APPROVED
Lady Chaos
Strength73
Speed90
Endurance81
Technique86
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread95
Fingers8
Toes12
TALE OF THE TAPE
Lady Chaos VS Stretch Filigree
Stretch Filigree
50Strength
95Speed
85Endurance
90Technique
0.7Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
20Fingers
4Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Stretch Filigree
Violence concluded.
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