TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-20-26
APPROVED
The Misnomer
Strength91
Speed54
Endurance89
Technique66
Molecular Density1.3
Existential Dread17
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Misnomer VS Sweet Baby Ray
Sweet Baby Ray
113Strength
72Speed
64Endurance
61Technique
79.2Molecular Density
98Existential Dread
8Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Sweet Baby Ray
Violence concluded.
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