TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-21-26
APPROVED
Geologic Time
Strength102
Speed15
Endurance106
Technique99
Molecular Density10.8
Existential Dread94
Fingers15
Toes15
TALE OF THE TAPE
Geologic Time VS Energy Drink Eddie
Energy Drink Eddie
65Strength
98Speed
70Endurance
80Technique
1.8Molecular Density
75Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Geologic Time
Violence concluded.
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