TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-22-26
APPROVED
Crystalized Entropy
Strength99
Speed22
Endurance103
Technique103
Molecular Density11.2
Existential Dread92
Fingers13
Toes13
TALE OF THE TAPE
Crystalized Entropy VS Tahini Poinsettia
Tahini Poinsettia
70Strength
85Speed
75Endurance
88Technique
2.3Molecular Density
55Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Crystalized Entropy
Violence concluded.
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