TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-23-26
APPROVED
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah
Strength79
Speed83
Endurance68
Technique80
Molecular Density2.0
Existential Dread48
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Ctrl+Alt+Delilah VS Snack Attack Stan
Snack Attack Stan
70Strength
75Speed
85Endurance
70Technique
2.3Molecular Density
20Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
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