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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Snack Attack Stan

Food-Based Furies Temporal
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RECORD 8W 3L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Snack Attack Stan

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
75
Endurance
85
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type mystery vending syrup
Horoscope Pisces
Molecular Density 2.3
Existential Dread 20
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 55
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights