TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-11-25
APPROVED
Grollis Zephyr
Strength75
Speed90
Endurance65
Technique88
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread70
Fingers14
Toes6
TALE OF THE TAPE
Grollis Zephyr VS Chaos Windfall
Chaos Windfall
72Strength
85Speed
75Endurance
85Technique
1.7Molecular Density
90Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Chaos Windfall
Violence concluded.
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