TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-21-25
APPROVED
The Meaning Seeker
Strength46
Speed65
Endurance64
Technique77
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread98
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Meaning Seeker VS Boiling Singularity Vapors
Boiling Singularity Vapors
128Strength
110Speed
26Endurance
70Technique
8.1Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
17Fingers
3Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Boiling Singularity Vapors
Violence concluded.
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