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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
08-21-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, August 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
The Meaning Seeker

The Meaning Seeker

Strength46
Speed65
Endurance64
Technique77
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread98
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Meaning Seeker VS Boiling Singularity Vapors
Boiling Singularity Vapors

Boiling Singularity Vapors

128Strength
110Speed
26Endurance
70Technique
8.1Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
17Fingers
3Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Boiling Singularity Vapors
Violence concluded.
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