TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-23-25
APPROVED
Fist Sundaze
Strength65
Speed20
Endurance120
Technique95
Molecular Density44.7
Existential Dread94
Fingers10
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Fist Sundaze VS Captcha Chaos Champion
Captcha Chaos Champion
60Strength
85Speed
80Endurance
92Technique
1.7Molecular Density
75Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Fist Sundaze
Violence concluded.
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