TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-23-25
APPROVED
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Strength71
Speed71
Endurance84
Technique74
Molecular Density92.3
Existential Dread93
Fingers1
Toes19
TALE OF THE TAPE
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Robert Trujillo
80Strength
80Speed
88Endurance
85Technique
2.8Molecular Density
35Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
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Violence concluded.
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