TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-25-25
APPROVED
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Strength70
Speed95
Endurance75
Technique80
Molecular Density2.3
Existential Dread65
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious" VS Danny DeVito
Danny DeVito
40Strength
60Speed
70Endurance
85Technique
3.8Molecular Density
75Existential Dread
8Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Violence concluded.
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