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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"

The Food Service Warriors Temporal
RECORD 7W 11L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
95
Endurance
75
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type fryer oil
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 2.3
Existential Dread 65
Fingers 9
Toes 11
Ancestors 567
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights