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🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
08-26-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, August 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Void Gazer Supreme

Void Gazer Supreme

Strength70
Speed80
Endurance70
Technique99
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread100
Fingers13
Toes7
TALE OF THE TAPE
Void Gazer Supreme VS Denture Deborah
Denture Deborah

Denture Deborah

55Strength
70Speed
80Endurance
85Technique
1.4Molecular Density
40Existential Dread
6Fingers
12Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Void Gazer Supreme
Violence concluded.
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