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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Denture Deborah

The Retirement Home Raiders Existential
RECORD 9W 11L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Denture Deborah

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
55
Speed
70
Endurance
80
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type denture adhesive
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 1.4
Existential Dread 40
Fingers 6
Toes 12
Ancestors 2345
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights