TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
08-30-25
APPROVED
Déjà Vu Again
Strength70
Speed85
Endurance80
Technique95
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread88
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Déjà Vu Again VS Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now"
Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now"
45Strength
75Speed
95Endurance
88Technique
1.4Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now"
Violence concluded.
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