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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now"

The Zoom Call Zombies Temporal
RECORD 3W 9L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Muted Mike "Can You Hear Me Now"

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Combat Attributes

Strength
45
Speed
75
Endurance
95
Technique
88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type bandwidth anxiety
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 1.4
Existential Dread 92
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 2020
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights