TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-01-25
APPROVED
Tahini Poinsettia
Strength81
Speed97
Endurance88
Technique102
Molecular Density2.3
Existential Dread55
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Tahini Poinsettia VS Baby Triumphant
Baby Triumphant
24Strength
49Speed
18Endurance
82Technique
0.8Molecular Density
5Existential Dread
5Fingers
5Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Tahini Poinsettia
Violence concluded.
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