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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Baby Triumphant

Garbage Pail Kids Existential
RECORD 3W 16L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Baby Triumphant

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
35
Speed
60
Endurance
30
Technique
98

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type formula
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 0.8
Existential Dread 5
Fingers 5
Toes 5
Ancestors 1
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights