TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-03-25
APPROVED
Boiling Singularity Vapors
Strength136
Speed108
Endurance34
Technique72
Molecular Density8.1
Existential Dread100
Fingers17
Toes3
TALE OF THE TAPE
Boiling Singularity Vapors VS Spandex Nightmare
Spandex Nightmare
58Strength
79Speed
62Endurance
86Technique
2.9Molecular Density
50Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Boiling Singularity Vapors
Violence concluded.
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