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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Spandex Nightmare

The Dupont Mutants Emotional
RECORD 14W 8L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Spandex Nightmare

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
90
Endurance
78
Technique
92

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O+
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 2.9
Existential Dread 50
Fingers 12
Toes 8
Ancestors 567
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights