TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-04-25
APPROVED
What Even Is This
Strength65
Speed90
Endurance65
Technique90
Molecular Density1.1
Existential Dread95
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
What Even Is This VS Kevlar Breakfast
Kevlar Breakfast
95Strength
65Speed
95Endurance
70Technique
5.1Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
What Even Is This
Violence concluded.
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