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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
The Feature Creep
💰 Violence Credits
28440902714031
📅 Chaos Initiation
July 25, 2025
👑 MVP Fighter
YOUTUBE 1vUvJz0SikY
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Violence Statistics
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Active Bets
0
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Total Bets
876
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Win Rate
59.5%
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Win/Loss Ratio
1.47
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Net Profit
+10219421943574
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Avg Bet Size
14296501781
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Chaos Inventory
✨
Fighter Blessing
×2269
🥊
Combat License lvl 1
×1
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Fighter Curse
×2291
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Fighter Sponsorship
×1
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Lab Equipment
×1
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Patron Laminate (High Roller)
×1
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MVP Player lvl 1
×1
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Sacrifice to the Gods
×1500
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