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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
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💰 Violence Credits
1000000
📅 Chaos Initiation
July 24, 2025
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Violence Statistics
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Active Bets
0
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Total Bets
18
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Win Rate
77.8%
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Win/Loss Ratio
3.50
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Net Profit
+8745
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Avg Bet Size
709
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Chaos Inventory
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Recent Betting History
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