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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
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jenni_d0491
💰 Violence Credits
575362909
📅 Chaos Initiation
September 6, 2025
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Violence Statistics
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Active Bets
0
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Total Bets
5
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Win Rate
60.0%
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Win/Loss Ratio
1.50
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Net Profit
+100
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Avg Bet Size
802020
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Chaos Inventory
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Patron Laminate (High Roller)
×1
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Recent Betting History
2000000 credits on The Rubber Stamp
❌ Lost
2000000 credits on Verne Troyer
✅ Won
+4000000 credits
5000 credits on ---
❌ Lost
5000 credits on Stone Cold Steve Austin
✅ Won
+10000 credits
100 credits on The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With
✅ Won
+200 credits