TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-12-25
APPROVED
Stu Trololol
Strength25
Speed60
Endurance40
Technique95
Molecular Density1.3
Existential Dread75
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Stu Trololol VS nft.altruist
nft.altruist
40Strength
120Speed
60Endurance
80Technique
0.1Molecular Density
98Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
nft.altruist
Violence concluded.
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