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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-13-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, September 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Beef Injection

Beef Injection

Strength92
Speed85
Endurance89
Technique75
Molecular Density3.8
Existential Dread5
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Beef Injection VS Krazy K
Krazy K

Krazy K

70Strength
85Speed
75Endurance
98Technique
2.4Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Krazy K
Violence concluded.
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