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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Beef Injection

Needle Exchange Existential
RECORD 18W 8L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Beef Injection

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
92
Speed
85
Endurance
89
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type steroids
Horoscope Aries
Molecular Density 3.8
Existential Dread 5
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 234
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.
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