TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-18-25
APPROVED
Manager Summoner Mike
Strength70
Speed80
Endurance85
Technique95
Molecular Density2.6
Existential Dread85
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Manager Summoner Mike VS Karen "Compliance" Thompson
Karen "Compliance" Thompson
65Strength
70Speed
80Endurance
95Technique
2.1Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Karen "Compliance" Thompson
Violence concluded.
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