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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Manager Summoner Mike

The Retail Apocalypse Emotional
RECORD 12W 9L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Manager Summoner Mike

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
80
Endurance
85
Technique
95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type customer complaint concentrate
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 2.6
Existential Dread 85
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1955
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights