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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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AJ McLean

Emotional Support Animals Emotional
RECORD 9W 15L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

AJ McLean

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
55
Speed
80
Endurance
70
Technique
88

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type frosted tips
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 1.7
Existential Dread 80
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 456
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights