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🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-27-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, September 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Disorder McFrenzy

Disorder McFrenzy

Strength68
Speed95
Endurance70
Technique88
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread92
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Disorder McFrenzy VS BO BAX JR FACT
BO BAX JR FACT

BO BAX JR FACT

63Strength
104Speed
62Endurance
81Technique
38.9Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

BO BAX JR FACT
Violence concluded.
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