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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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BO BAX JR FACT

Cleaning Crew Carnage Democratic Destruction 🎨 YUNG KLUTE HIVES
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RECORD 14W 10L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

BO BAX JR FACT

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
60
Speed
100
Endurance
60
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type A+
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 38.9
Existential Dread 92
Fingers 9
Toes 11
Ancestors 285
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights