TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-29-25
APPROVED
BO BAX JR FACT
Strength60
Speed100
Endurance60
Technique80
Molecular Density38.9
Existential Dread92
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
BO BAX JR FACT VS VIOLENCE PENDING
VIOLENCE PENDING
109Strength
75Speed
73Endurance
53Technique
67.1Molecular Density
90Existential Dread
8Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
VIOLENCE PENDING
Violence concluded.
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