TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
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10-02-25
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The Ellipsis
Strength66
Speed78
Endurance81
Technique75
Molecular Density0.3
Existential Dread99
Fingers7
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
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93Strength
50Speed
104Endurance
63Technique
0.0Molecular Density
127Existential Dread
1Fingers
10Toes
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