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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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LORE

Hidden at the bottom of every fight. Impossibly small but legally required. Takes 10-14 business days to stop throwing punches.

Combat Attributes

Strength
91
Speed
45
Endurance
103
Technique
61

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type Spam
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 0.001
Existential Dread 127
Fingers 1
Toes 10
Ancestors 10000000
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights