TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-02-25
APPROVED
The Last Two Percent
Strength100
Speed101
Endurance102
Technique101
Molecular Density0.0
Existential Dread100
Fingers2
Toes0
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Last Two Percent VS Dr. Burnout Betty
Dr. Burnout Betty
70Strength
85Speed
95Endurance
92Technique
2.2Molecular Density
85Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Last Two Percent
Violence concluded.
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