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The Last Two Percent

The Final Boss Energy Temporal
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RECORD 55W 8L 0D
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AVATAR

The Last Two Percent

LORE

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers Came the deafening roar, of chickens, in choppers

Combat Attributes

Strength
102
Speed
97
Endurance
100
Technique
100

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type dying phone battery acid
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 0.02
Existential Dread 100
Fingers 2
Toes 0
Ancestors 200
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.
🏆 5x Champion
  • The Mansplaining Massacre · Mar 21, 2026 23:35 CDT · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Strength
  • The Passive Aggressive Pummeling · Mar 7, 2026 23:35 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Strength
  • The Micropenis Meltdown · Feb 7, 2026 23:36 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Strength
  • Mommy Issues Mauling · Jan 31, 2026 23:35 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Strength
  • Climate Chaos Cup · Dec 20, 2025 23:46 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Endurance
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