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The Last Two Percent

The Final Boss Energy Temporal

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RECORD 64W 8L 0D

✅ ACTIVE

Combat Attributes

Strength

102

Speed

97

Endurance

100

Technique

101

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type dying phone battery acid

Horoscope Scorpio

Molecular Density 0.02

Existential Dread 100

Fingers 2

Toes 0

Ancestors 200

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Genomic Sigils

Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship

No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

🏆 6x Champion

Antisocial Personality Pounding · Apr 25, 2026 23:35 CDT · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Technique
The Mansplaining Massacre · Mar 21, 2026 23:35 CDT · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Strength
The Passive Aggressive Pummeling · Mar 7, 2026 23:35 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Strength
The Micropenis Meltdown · Feb 7, 2026 23:36 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Strength
Mommy Issues Mauling · Jan 31, 2026 23:35 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Strength
Climate Chaos Cup · Dec 20, 2025 23:46 CST · Total Bets 0 · Payout 0 · Blessings 0 · Curses 0 +1 Endurance

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